There was a vom problem.
I'd love to write more but I'm blogging on work time so I have to be short.
Here's my Christmas in bullet points that will hopefully explain why I haven't blogged about my christmas yet:
Here's my Christmas in bullet points that will hopefully explain why I haven't blogged about my christmas yet:
- My roommate and I hosted out 5th Annual Holiday Happy Hour. I have a lot of pics and you'll find out in another bullet point why you aren't seeing them
- Had a fantastic flight home and hung out with my little monsters all day--Madisyn can talk now, Kailyn and Amme are obsessed with Gaga and they all LOVE TO DANCE
- Saw my best friend from ages 9 -18 for the first time in almost 10 years. It was like no time had passed at all
- On Christmas Eve I babysat 4 kids ages 8, 5, 18 months and 8 months. The 18 month old (Madisyn) threw up on my computer and the delete and enter keys ceased to function. I managed to not hyperventilate and die on the spot. How could I when pour Madisyn was covered in her own vom and kept saying "sorry Mommy. I sorry Mommy"
- Christmas was fantastic. I have a new stepmom and stepsister and the transition went smoothly. I saw all my family members from both sides and I wore my newly tailored Zac Posen and looked really skinny. It was a good day
- Kailyn and Amme reenacting to the entire bad romance video
- The Doodebug/rape incident (way funnier than it sounds and it deserves its own blog post)
- It was so great to see everyone including my newest cousin Bella (just wait--you will die when you see her and HATE my family for producing one stunning looking kid after the other.
- Finally, after not freaking out and calmly cleaning barf from the upper right hand side of my ibook keyboard, I took it to tekserv as soon as I got back to the city yesterday. At first a very mean girl there told me it would cost a shitload of money to repair. But then I took it to the service guy and he made my world a better place by charging me $121.
- I won't have a comp back until Monday so that's why you won't be hearing from me probably until the new year.
HAPPY END OF 2009!!! The best quote I've heard so far describing this year comes from a friend of a friend's facebook status: "2009 was possessed by demons"
So let's hope no one else dies before January 1st!!
Happy New Year!!!!! Can't wait for 2010--I have a lot in store and you're going to be VERY happy you read my blog and knew me when.
