Currently I am on the phone with my bank because apparently there has been some fraudulent activity on my checking account.
I am the world's worst when it comes to my own money. My credit card and student loan debt is out of control, and I haven't balanced my check book since August of '01. I generally just get a bad feeling in my stomach which tells me to stop spending and wait on the next paycheck. I have every bank statement unopened stuffed in a box under my hamper. I never keep receipts. I check my balance online maybe once every couple of months. I live under the misguided impression that one day I will be making lots of money and/or marrying rich, and then I can just pay everything off.
So imagine my surprise when I get a call at work saying that there may have been some "activity" on my account. Imagine even more surprise when it turns out to be fact. I would have been upset. But when I'm usually only working with an average collected balance of $50 BEFORE I've been ripped off, it should be the person who stole from me who's upset.
So for any of you who are thinking about a life of crime--try stealing from someone who actually has money. There's nothing more embarrassing than using a stolen credit card and having it be declined.
2 comments:
i would only steal your identity if the boobs came with it. then id play with them all day.
clearly i dont have enough to do.
You were in the best of spirits yesterday for someone who was fucked with by annoying bullshit ... so that's pretty good.
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