Don't lie to me about the free food.

Free food and drink are dealbreakers for me.

If you tell me there's free food, I'll come. If you tell me there's free alcohol, I'll come.

But please, please don't tell me there's free food and free alcohol and then only bring out two trays of many spring rolls to offer me with my glass of cheap merlot.

In other news, I got home last night and was very excited about watching the season finale of Grey's even though I am kind of over the show. I'd set my VCR (that's right--not DVR--VCR--the one with the tapes) and was looking forward to eating my sour cream and cheddar Ruffles while watching the crazy antics at Seattle Grace. I'd already been texted by several friends with message like "WTF" and "The last 10 minutes-OMG" and "What's that girl in?" I'd also just gotten off the phone with my boyfriend and he described the episode as "It's like when they kicked Melinda off. It's good. Especially the last 10 minutes."

WHAT?

I was so excited--I could even fast forward during the commercials.

So why am I blogging about it?

Because I set the timer to go off at 10:05 just to make sure I got everything even the credits because I am unnecessarily anal sometimes.

Last night's episode ran until 10:15.

I MISSED THE LAST TEN MINUTES.

PS: On the bright side--it's Friday!