I love scrabulous

But I do not love freakshow guys who host tables with and have requests like the one below.

Seriously?

It's computer SCRABBLE and you want me to be naughty? How exactly do I pull that off with only seven letters at a time? And can I just tell you I'm busty? Will you play better knowing that a big breasted nasty girl is trying to get a triple word bingo?

I used to be so obsessed with just playing whoever whenever but now I feel like I a game is being equated to a first cyber one night stand and I'm not into that.

I just want to spell.

My breasts need not enter the picture.