There comes a point when you know you're comfortable saying whatever you want to your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Brandy: If we watch the Nightmare Before Christmas will it bother you if I sing along?
(2 second pause)
Justin: Yes.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Never let me catch you doing this.
These people are bobbing for buffalo wings in blue cheese dressing at the annual Buffalo Wing Festival in Buffalo, NY.
I love wings. And I love dipping them in blue cheese. In fact, I always ask for extra. But this. . . .this is really gross and I can't deal with it.
But I can laugh at it.
I also laughed at this.
I know I'm over it but...
Rob Schneider said this and as a result I have forgiven him for Deuce Bigalow 2.
"Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life," Schneider adds. "I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan.
"I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself," says the comic, currently filming with pal Adam Sandler on location in the Hamptons. "She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."
"Lindsay, get it together, America will forgive you but you gotta do something positive with your life," Schneider adds. "I hope she does okay but at a certain point, there's so many bigger problems in the world than Lindsay Lohan.
"I hope she gets her head out of her nice, cute little rear end and finds a life for herself," says the comic, currently filming with pal Adam Sandler on location in the Hamptons. "She's very talented, and a special little actress but there are so many people out there who'd trade positions with her in a heartbeat and use it better than she is."
Time I'll never get back
In case you were wondering, Norbit IS the worst movie ever made. Justin and I wasted two hours of our Thursday with it and we both came away feeling dirty and used.
However, I have it on my agenda to see I Know Who Killed Me and I've heard terrible things.
I have a problem with bad movies--I NEED TO SEE THEM.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Things I Used To Eat
I'm enjoying a DELICIOUS strawberry jam filled doughnut right now and it got me to thinking about things I used to eat in my life.
Also here's a little known fact about me--I sucked my thumb from birth til age 5. Before I started kindergarten, my mom told me that if I started school and still sucked my thumb, I could forget about having friends. According to her, Popular Kids Don't Suck Their Thumbs.
So although it hurt my heart and I still wanted to do it so badly, I quit with the thumbsucking cold turkey.
Here's a list.
- Blue pool chalk--we've always had a pool table in my house in Georgia. And when I was younger I found the chalk quite tasty in small quantities. I would sit under the pool table and nibble on it until my mom would find me and let me know with a quick pop to the head that eating pool chalk was absolutely nasty and that no child of hers would be feasting on that when we had perfectly good food at the house.
- Vaseline--What can I say? I was really into the consistency and the vague non-taste of it. I've always loved the feeling of gel-ly things so why not have a go and see what it tastes like? My grandmother used to slather us in Vaseline after baths and before bed my mom put copious amounts of it on my lips (thanks for starting the addiction). So I've been munching on Vaseline for as long as I can remember. I also have very soft nice skin.
- Play-Doh. Doesn't the smell say it all? Play-Doh smells WONDERFUL. And I've always been into the bright neon colors. So how could I NOT take a little bite from my crudely sculpted masterpieces? And how about that McDonald's playset? I thought my mom was going to have a fit when she came into my room in my 5th year of life and caught me as I shoved three hot pink "fries" into my mouth. That salty tangy taste is one in a million.
- My toenails. I didn't know until maybe 1st grade that none of my friends nibbled on their toenails. I've been an avid fingernail biter since I got teeth and I'd moved on to my toenails around age 4 I think. Then in 1st grade I was at a sleepover at Jennifer Carden's house and we were doing nails and her mom wouldn't let us use the nail clippers so I just chomped down real fast to get rid of a long pinky toe. The looks my peers gave me let me know that I should never ever do that in public again.
Also here's a little known fact about me--I sucked my thumb from birth til age 5. Before I started kindergarten, my mom told me that if I started school and still sucked my thumb, I could forget about having friends. According to her, Popular Kids Don't Suck Their Thumbs.
So although it hurt my heart and I still wanted to do it so badly, I quit with the thumbsucking cold turkey.
Parents--children DO listen.
Gotta have it
I knew it was only a matter of time before the marketing geniuses at the umbrella store realized the cash cow Rihanna created for them
I mean I NEED IT.
Oh and here's the lyrics to the chorus of the song--it always trips me up too:
When the sun shines
We’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
I always get stuck on the "take an oath" part. Never again though.
Oh and here's the lyrics to the chorus of the song--it always trips me up too:
When the sun shines
We’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
I always get stuck on the "take an oath" part. Never again though.
She makes Dina Lohan look like Mom of the Year.
Some people just shouldn't have kids.
The whole article is here.
But here are all the disturbing highlights:
This little girl wants to be this grown-up "lady":
Apparently her mother is insane and I'm judging from these direct quotes:
And how could Sasha not say things like this when she has a nutjob for a mom:
And ps: here's Mom. Former fashion model my ass.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Please.
NO MORE LINDSAY COVERAGE.
I get it already--she's obviously got some issues to work out and it doesn't help that there's a camera in her face every time she turns around.
OVER IT.
There is actually IMPORTANT news out there. Perhaps you remember the groundbreaking Supreme Court decision Brown v Board of Education? It's the ruling that essentially allowed me to meet and become friends with all my white pals.
Well thanks to George Bush, whose actions, unlike LiLo's, are actually fucking our country over, well thanks to him we have a right wing Supreme Court who has decided recently that perhaps the decision reached in 1954 needs to be updated. You can read about it here. The general gist of it is that schools are now prohibited to use race as the sole factor in order to integrate public schools. And while this may not sound so bad--everyone getting a fair shot and all that jazz, the kicker and the real blow is that the Court has "declined to recognize racial balancing as a compelling state interest".
WTF.
The US is still very much a segregated nation. I forget that sometimes, living in NYC everywhere I look there's a different ethnicity. But where I grew up--if you look at it on the Rand-McNally atlas--my section of McDonough GA is actually labeled "Blacksville." When I was in 6th grade they opened up a new school north of my town and drew the district lines so that the kids that went to the new school were the kids whose parents were living in the posher part of town.
My senior year of high school, a new high school opened up only minutes away from mine. They drew the lines and the kids from Blacksville were left with my high school while the wealthier section of town got a brand new high school and middle school.
And we don't need Brown v Board? It's sad that we do. It's sad that we have to resort to government intervention to give people basic human rights. And it's sad that we live in a time when even these can be taken away at the drop of the hat.
I get it already--she's obviously got some issues to work out and it doesn't help that there's a camera in her face every time she turns around.
OVER IT.
There is actually IMPORTANT news out there. Perhaps you remember the groundbreaking Supreme Court decision Brown v Board of Education? It's the ruling that essentially allowed me to meet and become friends with all my white pals.
Well thanks to George Bush, whose actions, unlike LiLo's, are actually fucking our country over, well thanks to him we have a right wing Supreme Court who has decided recently that perhaps the decision reached in 1954 needs to be updated. You can read about it here. The general gist of it is that schools are now prohibited to use race as the sole factor in order to integrate public schools. And while this may not sound so bad--everyone getting a fair shot and all that jazz, the kicker and the real blow is that the Court has "declined to recognize racial balancing as a compelling state interest".
WTF.
The US is still very much a segregated nation. I forget that sometimes, living in NYC everywhere I look there's a different ethnicity. But where I grew up--if you look at it on the Rand-McNally atlas--my section of McDonough GA is actually labeled "Blacksville." When I was in 6th grade they opened up a new school north of my town and drew the district lines so that the kids that went to the new school were the kids whose parents were living in the posher part of town.
My senior year of high school, a new high school opened up only minutes away from mine. They drew the lines and the kids from Blacksville were left with my high school while the wealthier section of town got a brand new high school and middle school.
And we don't need Brown v Board? It's sad that we do. It's sad that we have to resort to government intervention to give people basic human rights. And it's sad that we live in a time when even these can be taken away at the drop of the hat.
Fuck Lindsay Lohan. That's not news.
Possibly the best scene ever
My parents weren't big fans of letting my brother and I hang out outside the house when they weren't home. As a result, we watched A LOT of TV. We both loved Saved By The Bell in those formative years and we had two favorite episodes.
The first is an older one--not a Haley Mills one, but one where the gang can't be more than 14. The have to pair off as husband-wife teams for home ec and of course they split off--Jessie and Slater, Zack and Kelly and those crazy kids Lisa and Screech. It's one of our favorites because it contains a line that used to make me laugh so hard I cried, but upon modern reflection, I don't see what I found so incredibly hilarious. At one point during the episode, Jessie and Slater are talking and Slater says the kicker,
"Why don't you call me what you usually call me? Tiger man."
Okay--it still makes me chuckle a little.
Our 2nd favorite ep is one that I'm sure we share with everyone who's every watched the show.
That's right--the ep with Jessie and the caffeine pills. I didn't know what caffeine pills really were then but their affect on her was priceless. Thank you, youtube--below is the best scene EVER.
I do still laugh at this one. Way to go Elizabeth Berkeley. Showgirls sucked but you'll live on forever because of this scene.
The first is an older one--not a Haley Mills one, but one where the gang can't be more than 14. The have to pair off as husband-wife teams for home ec and of course they split off--Jessie and Slater, Zack and Kelly and those crazy kids Lisa and Screech. It's one of our favorites because it contains a line that used to make me laugh so hard I cried, but upon modern reflection, I don't see what I found so incredibly hilarious. At one point during the episode, Jessie and Slater are talking and Slater says the kicker,
"Why don't you call me what you usually call me? Tiger man."
Okay--it still makes me chuckle a little.
Our 2nd favorite ep is one that I'm sure we share with everyone who's every watched the show.
That's right--the ep with Jessie and the caffeine pills. I didn't know what caffeine pills really were then but their affect on her was priceless. Thank you, youtube--below is the best scene EVER.
I do still laugh at this one. Way to go Elizabeth Berkeley. Showgirls sucked but you'll live on forever because of this scene.
Monday, July 23, 2007
Harry Potter
I finished it yesterday and I won't give anything away here so never worry. I would like to say though that JK Rowling is one of the best storytellers ever and I am still filled with emotion upon finishing the book.
It's so good.
Really.
It's SO SO GOOD.
Really.
It's SO SO GOOD.
And for anyone who read the last line (and I have like 3 friends who did this) and not the rest of the book--the last line is absolutely NOTHING compared to what actually happens in the book.
JK wrote this book RIGHT.
JK wrote this book RIGHT.
I got a haircut.
And my roommate and my boyfriend squared off in an owl-drawing contest.
Let me set the scene.
Friday night we decided to go and check out Harry Potterland in Soho. To get into the spirit of things Justin decided to draw Hedwig, Harry's owl, to tape to his back so he'd have a prop. He starts to draw and my roommate immediately begins to make fun of his drawing.
So he challenged her to an owl-drawing contest.
It was timed.
Deep in the heat of battle.
The results: Justin on the left and Kristyn on the right.
Every other place I called had a STARTING price of $200 for just the basics. The Dominicans hooked me up on Saturday and they are now my new favorite ethnic group and I am proud to share my building with them.
Let me set the scene.
Friday night we decided to go and check out Harry Potterland in Soho. To get into the spirit of things Justin decided to draw Hedwig, Harry's owl, to tape to his back so he'd have a prop. He starts to draw and my roommate immediately begins to make fun of his drawing.
So he challenged her to an owl-drawing contest.
It was timed.
Deep in the heat of battle.
The results: Justin on the left and Kristyn on the right.
On Saturday I made a momentous decision. After almost 3 years of not getting my hair professionally done, I decided to cut my hair off. I am now obsessed with Posh Spice and I want her hairdo. So I made some calls and found out that it would cheaper to fly to Georgia and have my hair done there than to go to a fancy NYC salon. I was bummed at the price but still debating. Then I walked past a Dominican salon where one of my friends gets her hair straightened. I went in and asked the price for a relaxer and a cut.
FIFTY DOLLARS FOR EVERYTHING.
Every other place I called had a STARTING price of $200 for just the basics. The Dominicans hooked me up on Saturday and they are now my new favorite ethnic group and I am proud to share my building with them.
Welcome to my new hair (and Steven).
Friday, July 20, 2007
I uploaded today
So now it's almost the new weekend.
But here's an update from last weekend.
On Friday Justin and I went to New Jersey to the prom. This prom themed birthday celebration was meticulously crafted down to the finest details. They even had a corny prom photo background and a buffet featuring chicken, baked ziti and punch.
Saturday night we had a last minute party for Justin's birthday. At one point I came to the roof to find at least 50 people chilling. It's always a good night when you leave your own party at 3am and there are still people hanging out.
Yas got a new beautiful puppy named Georgia. She is precious and my heart was stolen with one look into her pretty brown eyes.
Sunday was Justin's birthday. It was hot and humid and uncomfortable out so we celebrated by sitting inside and watching Bravo's Sunday Criminal Intent marathon. Sometimes Law and Order is all you need to make a night right.
Also, I wore my American flag bikini pretty much the whole weekend. Below is a picture of what I looked like at around 3pm Saturday afternoon after have a few beers. I decided to put on a full face of makeup and curl my hair. I feel like this picture makes me look like I could possibly be a tranny. I'm dealing with it.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
A Sad Note
One of the doormen at my office building died over the weekend. I came in half a day late on Monday (no worries--it was approved) to see a sign in the lobby saying that he died unexpectedly on Saturday and that his funeral would be the following day.
As I looked at the little 2X2 ID pic someone had tacked on top of the sign, I almost lost it. He was just always so nice to me. And not in the "you're a hot piece of ass and I love tits" kind of way. I love bright colors and whenever I would show up during the winter sporting my yellow coat and striped rainboots, he had a smile and a compliment waiting when I came in.
Until I saw the sign in the lobby saying he was dead, I'd never even known his name.
I heard that he had an asthma attack that proved fatal. He was 33 and his mother was listed as his next of kin. I saw him everyday for the past year almost and I never knew his name. This makes me very upset inside because I always think of myself in glowing phrases that proclaim: "GOOD PERSON," "LOVES TO SMILE," and "TREATS OTHERS AS SHE WANTS TO BE TREATED."
Yet I never really looked at our doorman, our doorman whose name was Steven Rodriguez, as a person who had a life and a dream outside of this danky midtown west office building that affords panoramic views of the Port Authority. All I saw is that he was a doorman. It was his job to make sure there was an open elevator waiting for me when I came in out of the rain. And now he's dead and his mother is never going to see him again. Life is so fucked sometimes.
In other news (and so I don't start bawling at my desk): Transformers is just okay. The robots are awesome but come on--why don't any of the Autobots fly too?
As I looked at the little 2X2 ID pic someone had tacked on top of the sign, I almost lost it. He was just always so nice to me. And not in the "you're a hot piece of ass and I love tits" kind of way. I love bright colors and whenever I would show up during the winter sporting my yellow coat and striped rainboots, he had a smile and a compliment waiting when I came in.
Until I saw the sign in the lobby saying he was dead, I'd never even known his name.
I heard that he had an asthma attack that proved fatal. He was 33 and his mother was listed as his next of kin. I saw him everyday for the past year almost and I never knew his name. This makes me very upset inside because I always think of myself in glowing phrases that proclaim: "GOOD PERSON," "LOVES TO SMILE," and "TREATS OTHERS AS SHE WANTS TO BE TREATED."
Yet I never really looked at our doorman, our doorman whose name was Steven Rodriguez, as a person who had a life and a dream outside of this danky midtown west office building that affords panoramic views of the Port Authority. All I saw is that he was a doorman. It was his job to make sure there was an open elevator waiting for me when I came in out of the rain. And now he's dead and his mother is never going to see him again. Life is so fucked sometimes.
In other news (and so I don't start bawling at my desk): Transformers is just okay. The robots are awesome but come on--why don't any of the Autobots fly too?
Thanks a lot book scammer/internet hacker asshole
Thanks a lot you, son of a bitch.
Because of you, I can't internet surf with my usual reckless abandon. Because now, now I might happen to run across SPOILERS FROM THE LAST HARRY POTTER. And if I come across one single piece of plot information on Book 7 BEFORE I buy the book on Saturday morning, I will be SO pissed.
From the Times: "Writing in slightly broken English, the hacker says he wants “to make reading of the upcoming book useless and boring” for what appears, in his posting, to be religious reasons. Some Christian groups have objected to the Harry Potter series, saying its tales of a boy wizard might lead young readers toward the occult."
I take solace in the knowledge that regardless of what the Crazy Christians say or do, this book will still sell more copies than the Bible. That's a bold statement.
I am a bold girl.
You suck. And I hope that a wizard puts a curse on you, you fucking freak show.
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Passing the time.
Even when I have really large amounts of work to do and papers are piling up on my desk and around, I still find time to IM and check TMZ every 15 minutes for fear that I miss something as life changing as Lindsay Lohan's bare pussy lips on a sailboat or maybe Victoria Beckham looking haughty while eating sushi in Milan.
I love to talk but what I really love about IM is that you don't HAVE to talk.
Here are two excerpts from two different and wonderful conversations about....nothing.
My favorite thing to talk about.
Here are two excerpts from two different and wonderful conversations about....nothing.
My favorite thing to talk about.
Monday, July 16, 2007
OMG LIFE IS GOOD
I love the X-Files.
Yes, that's right. I LOVE THE X-FILES.
When it used to come on Friday nights my parents taped it because I had marching band. Then it made the movie to Sundays and I got a TV in my room and life became wonderful and blessed.
And now THIS.
Thank you Hollywood. You haven't made me famous yet but I'm okay with an X-Files sequel.
Yes, that's right. I LOVE THE X-FILES.
When it used to come on Friday nights my parents taped it because I had marching band. Then it made the movie to Sundays and I got a TV in my room and life became wonderful and blessed.
And now THIS.
Thank you Hollywood. You haven't made me famous yet but I'm okay with an X-Files sequel.
David Duchovny I have NOTHING BUT LOVE FOR YOU.
This weekend....
I had a party that turned into a really big party and people were still partying when I left my own party.
Pictures to come.
Pictures to come.
Friday, July 13, 2007
In case you were wondering...
I've been singing along for the past half hour or so. I think I have it memorized now. I will be SO MUCH FUN at the next party I go to.
Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious
[Fergie]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see you, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
[Hook]
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me
[Hook]
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)
[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
[ Fergalicious lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy
[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie
[Fergie]
***
All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz' they say she
[Hook]
Delicious (So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....
If you believe the Fergalicious lyrics w
Fergalicious lyrics by Fergie.
[Will I Am]Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious
[Fergie]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see you, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
[Hook]
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me
[Hook]
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)
[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
[ Fergalicious lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy
[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie
[Fergie]
***
All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz' they say she
[Hook]
Delicious (So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....
For your Friday the 13th viewing pleasure
A selection of movies that scared the shit out of me as a child
After this movie, I slept in my brother's room for two years
After this movie, I slept in my brother's room for two years
I HATE IT.
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
I used to LOVE these shows
The early 90s were great years for preteen television.
Two of the shows that rocked my world were Swan's Crossing which starred a then unknown Sarah Michelle Gellar and Brittany Daniel from Sweet Valley High. This show had some of the most ludicrous story lines ever, but as an 11 year old I found had no problem accepting the fact that one of the characters lived on a submarine and was also in a rock band.
The theme song is the best part of the show. Thanks Youtube.
My other fav was on Nickelodeon and was called Fifteen. I was 9 or 10 when it was out so 15 was quite the awesome age. And this clip does indeed sum the show up in 8 seconds.
My favorite character was Ashley. She's blonde and cute and answers every question not with words but with puppy dog eyes and a quick swing of her blonde bob. I always got the vague feeling that something was seriously wrong with Ashley's home life. I looked for a clip but Youtube failed me this time. Had to happen eventually I suppose.
Two of the shows that rocked my world were Swan's Crossing which starred a then unknown Sarah Michelle Gellar and Brittany Daniel from Sweet Valley High. This show had some of the most ludicrous story lines ever, but as an 11 year old I found had no problem accepting the fact that one of the characters lived on a submarine and was also in a rock band.
The theme song is the best part of the show. Thanks Youtube.
My other fav was on Nickelodeon and was called Fifteen. I was 9 or 10 when it was out so 15 was quite the awesome age. And this clip does indeed sum the show up in 8 seconds.
My favorite character was Ashley. She's blonde and cute and answers every question not with words but with puppy dog eyes and a quick swing of her blonde bob. I always got the vague feeling that something was seriously wrong with Ashley's home life. I looked for a clip but Youtube failed me this time. Had to happen eventually I suppose.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Found at work
Two large plastic file bins, you know the kind with the drawers that are filled with file folders, appeared in my office last week.
I decided today to take a look at what was inside.
I found more information than I could EVER want for the following:
I'd like to take this moment to mention that I work at a television production company and we make shows about home makeovers and psychics who solve murder mysteries.
I decided today to take a look at what was inside.
I found more information than I could EVER want for the following:
- Pregnancy
- Miscarriages
- Abortion
- Contraceptives
I'd like to take this moment to mention that I work at a television production company and we make shows about home makeovers and psychics who solve murder mysteries.
Monday, July 09, 2007
How to not get me to click on something
I never wanted these hideous shoes before. And it's not that I don't LIKE nurses. But I have seen what they convort around in and I'm just not down with that at this age in my life.
Try me in 17 years or so and we'll talk.
I'm trying to keep brands like Aerosole and Easy Spirit out of my closet until I lose my waistline.
Friday, July 06, 2007
He's wasted, right?
This wins for "Cutest/Most Disturbing" pic of the week
Read the article accompanying this fine picture here.
Stick to TV
Crossing over is always a bad idea.
It's my favorite girl from Heroes. I hope this is just a one time thing.
It's my favorite girl from Heroes. I hope this is just a one time thing.
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Possibly the cutest thing I've seen all day
Dora is so effing cute isn't she? I watch her a lot with my niece Kailyn and thanks to Dora and Diego, I can say "cookie" in Spanish.
The 4th is STILL my favorite holiday!!
So it wasn't sunny and it rained.
I still had an absolutely AMAZING 4th of July. My wonderful friend Yasmina invited us to her place and for the first time in my life I was IN a compound. I felt like I was visiting the Kennedys in Hyannisport. We all took Escalades home.
I mean, really--it's the only way I travel.
The heated pool.
Me in the heated pool
The trampoline
Resting.
Loving linen.
Christos!!
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Peacocks and Burger King
After you laugh about it and feel bad about laughing about it but then forward the link to your friends so they too can laugh about it, ponder this:
A man beat a peacock in the parking lot of a Staten Island Burger King because he thought it was a vampire.
You can't make this stuff up.
Monday, July 02, 2007
This is my new voicemail
After two years of callers hearing Kailyn say, "This is Brandy's phone....leeeaaave a message!" I have changed my voicemail.
It's ok if you want to copy me and use this for your own creative voicemail. I pride myself on being a trendsetter.**
**sarcasm implied.
It's ok if you want to copy me and use this for your own creative voicemail. I pride myself on being a trendsetter.**
**sarcasm implied.
Garbage Pail Kids
Remember them?
Well I netflixed the movie last week. I haven't seen it since '89 maybe and even then the Garbage Pail Kids were kind of taboo in my house because my mother deemed them disgusting.
I do remember that I enjoyed the movie as a child.
I had AWFUL taste in things.
I won't bore you with a review because if you know what's good for you, you won't waste any of your life watching it. There were points that I almost had to turn it off because it was so stupid and the Garbage Pail Kids in real life and not as cartoons are SCARY AS FUCK. But there were 2 reasons I kept it on.
#1: There were two sets of bad guys in the movie--the bullies who fuck around with the main hero and a place. A place called The State Home For The Ugly.
You read it right.
There are two guys who work at the State Home For The Ugly. And their job is to go around with a big net and "capture" ugly things. I laugh just thinking about this. Can you IMAGINE if a place like this existed? At one point, the two "Ugly Catchers" net a little girl only to find out that she just had on an ugly mask.
The Ugly Catchers would have a FUCKING FIELD DAY on the streets of New York.
#2 reason I kept it on: Midway through, the movie randomly became a musical. Yes. A musical. I can't say anymore about it so just watch it.
I'll never get the hour and a half back that my boyfriend and I spent watching this movie. But at least I found this song on Youtube. I don't ask for much.
Well I netflixed the movie last week. I haven't seen it since '89 maybe and even then the Garbage Pail Kids were kind of taboo in my house because my mother deemed them disgusting.
I do remember that I enjoyed the movie as a child.
I had AWFUL taste in things.
I won't bore you with a review because if you know what's good for you, you won't waste any of your life watching it. There were points that I almost had to turn it off because it was so stupid and the Garbage Pail Kids in real life and not as cartoons are SCARY AS FUCK. But there were 2 reasons I kept it on.
#1: There were two sets of bad guys in the movie--the bullies who fuck around with the main hero and a place. A place called The State Home For The Ugly.
You read it right.
There are two guys who work at the State Home For The Ugly. And their job is to go around with a big net and "capture" ugly things. I laugh just thinking about this. Can you IMAGINE if a place like this existed? At one point, the two "Ugly Catchers" net a little girl only to find out that she just had on an ugly mask.
The Ugly Catchers would have a FUCKING FIELD DAY on the streets of New York.
#2 reason I kept it on: Midway through, the movie randomly became a musical. Yes. A musical. I can't say anymore about it so just watch it.
I'll never get the hour and a half back that my boyfriend and I spent watching this movie. But at least I found this song on Youtube. I don't ask for much.
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