- Living Lohan: one shot every time anyone mentions Lindsay. Double shot every time there's a close up on a picture of Lindsay.
- It's Complicated (The Denise Richards one): one shot whenever the movie Wild Things is worked into a conversation. Two shots for every visit the at-home spray tanner lady makes to Denise's house.
- The Girls Next Door: one shot for every awkward laugh uttered by Holly, Kendra or Bridget. One shot for every time Kendra flashes the camera. Double shot for whenever that note of desperation (Please marry me Hef!) that sneaks into Holly's voice during her interviews.
- Keeping Up With The Kardashians: one shot for every time Khloe, Kim, or Kourtney looks dead behind the eyes. One shot for every sexual reference and/or comment Khloe makes about any member of the family. Double shot every time the phrase "Thank you" is used.
I openly love reality TV.
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