A few celebrity* quotes that explain how I feel these days

"I went to sleep Rihanna and woke up Britney Spears." - Rihanna

"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." - Kate Moss

"I'm a free bitch baby." Lady Gaga

"ON THE PHONE W THIS FAT CHICK.....WHERER MY IHOP" - Rodney Bradford*

me right now

* 15 minutes-of-fame normal people included in the definition of "celebrity"