I don't think it was a joke

I was planning on blogging about how much I love Sandra Bullock romantic comedies. But the MTV Movie Awards is on and Bruno just swooped in on the audience on wires and fell down on Eminem and basically shoved his bare ass right into Eminem's face. And...it wasn't a joke and Eminem was pissed and I love Bruno.

I also really love the MTV Movie Awards. They keep panning to Robert Pattison and I'm losing my shit a little. Why does he make me so insane? I can't wait until Twilight is on cable.

Speaking of cable, today I called to bargain my way into a better price for my bill and ended up being talked into paying $5 more and adding Cinemax, Showtime, and Starz to my package. I am a sucker for all those channels.

PS: If you're not watching the MTV Movie Awards you should be because it's kind of insane.

UPDATE: He totally knew it was a joke. good acting job Eminem--you got me.

I love KFC

But I just can't get behind the bucket of grilled chicken. It really grosses me out all slimy and in a bucket. I like my grilled chicken on a leafy green spread of lettuce with some nice spring vegetables on the side--NOT KFC mac and cheese (which I ADORE who am I kidding). I was one of the people who was able to get a hold of the free grilled chicken coupon that Oprah put out there. However on the day that you were supposed to be able to redeem your coupon for some grilled chicken goodness, lots of people were ridiculously inappropriate and COUNTRY and flooded every KFC trying to get some of that free chicken.

Maybe some people wanted to use it in some chicken tetrazzini.

In other news: I was one of the 9.8 million people who watched Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night. And guess what--I've been watching them since the documentary where she first whored out her multiples. And guess what else--their marriage has been a train wreck since ep 1 and that's why I kept watching. Is Jon SERIOUS? I would ask myself episode after episode as Kate continued to be a Kunt. The answer is that he was very much serious and now that they've made so much cash off their kids, he's laughing all the way to the bank.

And in other other news: I really need to get to work right now and I can't stop watching Tori and Dean.

FYI

I HAVE BEEN WEARING JUMPSUITS SINCE 2001.


And I call them onesies.


Thanks Fashion for CATCHING UP.

Just so you know

I have no problem with Adam Lambert being gay. I voted for Kris Allen because 1) he's precious and 2) Adam Lambert annoys the shit out of me and still would even if he was always fucking at least 2 girls and his balls hung to the floor. (Not sure why that makes him more straight but roll with me here)


American Idol made me so happy last night I can't even tell you. I also performed comedy for the first time in a year yesterday and the show went really great! I tried out some new jokes and the audience was fantastic. Then I get home and Idol blows my mind and THEN it was time for a little Real World/Road Rules action and Phase 10. If you haven't played Phase 10 get thee to a Kmart and pick that shit up. It's the cards that are always next to Uno. Never thought I'd say this but it's WAY better than Uno.

Today it's 80 degrees and sunny so I have nothing to complain about. All I really need to be happy is sunshine and days off. Tomorrow I get sunshine AND I get to leave at 2:00! I love corporate America!

Happy Thursday!!!


Oh and if you AREN'T following me on Twitter--get on that shit. I will admit that I was against Twitter at first but now I'm totally into it and loving it.

It hasn't been the best last few weeks

But this has been getting me through the hard times. Trust me I have needed a laugh




I don't know when I'll be able to blog about what's going on but just know that everything is going to be fine.

Especially if I can get some of that good ole chicken tetrazinni.